Where's the Beef?

Funny thing happened yesterday. We decided to have a cookout at Eppie and Papa's house last night. There were about 13 of us including all adults and chillins'. While we were at it we decided to go all out so we had sauteed onions, bacon, tomatoes, swiss cheese, mushrooms, the works to go on these burgers. So we're sitting there enjoying our burgers and chips and having nice conversation when suddenly, Papa jumps up and goes, "No wonder!" We're all sitting there wondering too. He goes in the house and comes back out with a hamburger pattie. He had gotten through 3/4 of his burger which is loaded to the hilt with everything on it, and had forgotten to put a hamburger pattie on it. His comment, "I thought it tasted funny and was feeling kind of soft." We got a real hoot out of that one. Here's a picture of the burger after he put the pattie on it. Please note the lack of bun around the pattie.