My son is officially too smart for me. I thought they weren't supposed to be able to outsmart you until they were at least in their teens. WE were in the kitchen today and I was going to make dinner. Landan was upset because I wasn't playing with him anymore and so he was making my job difficult. This is how the conversation went:
Landan: I want Little Einsteins cereal.
Mom: Not right now. I need to make dinner.
Landan: But I want it.
Mom: We don't eat cereal for dinner. Only for breakfast.
Landan: But I want breakfast.
Mom: We only eat breakfast in the morning. It's time for dinner now.
Landan: I want breakfast now.
Mom: (trying to be smart)...We only eat breakfast after we sleep. You haven't slept yet.
Landan: Yes I did. (with wide eyed innocence)...I sleeped at quiet time.
Mom: (pause) That's true but you still aren't getting any cereal.
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Landan on the way home from Chili's: Mommy,Do you know what the Spanish word for cold is?
Mommy: What is it?
Landan: It's chilly! So we just came from the cold restaurant.
I came home from work and Landan announced my entrance:
"Look what's home Daddy. Look what's home. It's Mommy."
After getting gas at the gas station:
Landan: Mommy, Did you just get gas?
Mommy: Yes I did.
Landan: Did you get gas in yourself?
While looking at a video of his cousin Avery:
Landan:Look! It's Avery!
Mommy: We're going to go see them this weekend. Do you want to go see them?
Landan: But Avery is in the computer. We can't see her in the computer!
Landan whenever he goes pee pee in the potty: "Ta Da!"
Landan to a 40ish year old lady while looking at a picture of a 90ish year old lady in an elevator: "Look! It's you!"
Landan to Mom after I caught him on the computer when he wasn't supposed to be: "You are supposed to be downstairs making muffins!"
Mommy: What is it?
Landan: It's chilly! So we just came from the cold restaurant.
I came home from work and Landan announced my entrance:
"Look what's home Daddy. Look what's home. It's Mommy."
After getting gas at the gas station:
Landan: Mommy, Did you just get gas?
Mommy: Yes I did.
Landan: Did you get gas in yourself?
While looking at a video of his cousin Avery:
Landan:Look! It's Avery!
Mommy: We're going to go see them this weekend. Do you want to go see them?
Landan: But Avery is in the computer. We can't see her in the computer!
Landan whenever he goes pee pee in the potty: "Ta Da!"
Landan to a 40ish year old lady while looking at a picture of a 90ish year old lady in an elevator: "Look! It's you!"
Landan to Mom after I caught him on the computer when he wasn't supposed to be: "You are supposed to be downstairs making muffins!"
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1 comment:
I have been having the same types of conversations with Kenny for a few years. I have learned they only learn how to reason better with age. Good luck! You got one sharp cookie.
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